I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
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I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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