Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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