i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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