dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Randomize
