how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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