the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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