He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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