My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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