Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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