Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying