i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.