I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Do vagina's smell?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
