? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Do vagina's smell?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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