is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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