Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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