when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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