Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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