okay pat passed out under dana's car
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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