I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
