she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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