i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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