How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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