sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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