I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
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I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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