scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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