I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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