the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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