I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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