I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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