we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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