Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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