Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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