Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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