She is in my trunk
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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