he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Banned from zoo.
Again?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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