You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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