I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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