I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
and she was petting her beer can
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
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I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
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Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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