i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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