the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Randomize