they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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