Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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