In the future we'll all be gay
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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