She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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