Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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