dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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