I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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