So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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