grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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