This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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