Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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