Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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