:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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