Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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