Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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